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  27 Also a type of money, but less so.

  28 10.2 euros. They could have gotten a carnet of ten tickets for just 12.50, but what good would that do?

  29 This is known as “understatement.”

  30 No one knows why the beets.

  31 Okay, if you giggled when you read sperm whale, go sit in the corner.

  32 That’s right: perorations. Drop that word on your teacher someday. Instant A+.

  33 Yes, that’s absolutely a saying. What, you’ve never heard stunned as a slapped catfish? Well, now you have.

  34 Yes, they’re still Pupfish and they’re still Fighting.

  35 Don’t tell anyone: it’s a secret.

  36 This may not be 100 percent true.

  37 No! There’s no time for that!

  38 I hardly think this is the time to … Oh, all right: Go, Fighting Pupfish!

  39 Don’t go checking Google: they haven’t updated yet.

  40 Go, Fighting Pupfish! Why not?